The Whizzinator Touch — Jungle Shop

 

Whizzinator is a product designed to assist individuals in passing urine drug tests undetected, consisting of dried urine, a syringe, heating pads and an artificial penis. Success of any product depends on its user following instructions carefully. ALS, the manufacturer, offers a clear return policy for unused products.

1. Dried Urine

Whizzinators are fake penis with urine reservoirs designed to produce synthetic urine streams when activated, often used to pass drug tests but also used fetishistically.

Urine spot samples are commonly collected to assess nutritional or health-related metabolites and provide an efficient alternative to liquid urine sampling methods that require refrigeration for storage and require costly cold chain logistics.

Dried urine does not support microbial growth and eliminates the need for costly sample refrigeration costs. Furthermore, dried urine samples are easier to transport and store than liquid samples. A complete kit includes a Prosthetic with touch sensitive internal pinch valve, 4oz of Toxin and Disease Free Premixed Synthetic Urine from our Toxin Free Urine Kit as well as two 8 hour heat pads, syringe with easy reading temperature strip as well as detailed instructions.

2. Syringe

The Whizzinator is a device designed to help people pass urine drug tests undetected. It works by simulating natural urination and includes components like dried urine, a syringe, heating pads, fake penis and waistbands.

This product contains ingredients such as creatine and uric acid to simulate real urine samples with their pH balance and specific gravity matching those of real urine, so as to look authentic.

Users inject synthetic urine into a bag strapped around their bodies using a syringe. To achieve an authentic appearance and fool lab specialists into believing they're providing real samples. Although The Whizzinator comes complete with instructions, users should still be discreet when using it and be wary of legal implications in your area.

3. Heating Pads

Whizzinator kits include organic heating pads to maintain an ideal urine temperature for fake pee, making sure that every drop always falls at its proper spot in your belt and at exactly the right moment. They slip in easily into your belt loop and quickly heat up, guaranteeing your urine always has the appropriate temperature.

If you prefer more discreet options, the new Whizzinator boasts a discreet on/off valve at its tip (blue lever in image) to enable users to start and stop Gold'n Shower synthetic urine flow using just one hand!

4. Fake Penis

Whizzinator kits include replica pens in various skin tones (white, tan, Latino and black) that look just like real penis. In case they fail to fool a drug tester however, Whizzinator offers a clear return policy and clear instructions on how to return products purchased through them.

Penis comes equipped with a waistband and leg straps to assist with concealment. If you wish to remain more discreet, diapers or towels may also be used to cover legs and waist areas. Whizzinator is often used to bypass urine drug tests; however, it can also be used for sexual play or as an amusing way to tease friends - for instance in Hulu's hit series Pam & Tommy where character Pam wears an erected prosthetic penis! Discover the fascinating world of SYNTHETIC PEE through the provided link.

5. Instructions

Whizzinator kit can pass standard urine drug tests when used correctly, thanks to its step-by-step guide that details how to prepare synthetic urine powder, use the syringe, attach fake penis and utilize heating pads.

ALS recognizes user responsibility by offering a 14-day return policy on unopened products and contact information for support and additional assistance. Whizzinator kit contains four organic heating pads to ensure that synthetic urine samples reach body temperature accurately, as recommended. Users should apply them to the backs of their legs while wearing the waistband with synthetic urine pouch attached and then open its pressure valve to release fake pee through a fake shaft, before collecting in a cup and handing it over for examination by mimicking natural urination process. Want to learn more about FAKE URINE? Check out the link for all the details.